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Practice Standing Up
03:10
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When ya need'a git up but U can't feel your legs
When you need to think but you lost your head
Practice standin' up
Stand up!
Get the swing of things
Or hit the floor like you're bringin' it!
Practice standin' up
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Doug
02:40
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Doug Stanley
Plays better than your whole family
Oh, damn! He
Sticks to a tempo like cotton candy
So grandly
Rocks in a dress 'cause he is manly
Boy, can he
Lose a bad track, and that is handy
Diggin' out the basement...
The song was so chaotic the way you jammed it
Then he overtracked and you're like, "damn it..."
Redone, spliced, and under the knife
When he mixes down what's left is nice
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Calvin
02:44
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Calvin... Calvin... You better say it
My Love, the evening's bouquet
Is your smiling face when you're singing.
Singing.
When you're singing...
Because you're Calvin!
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WCAT
03:21
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It's a live feed of a ticket stub
Get up, laggards; you could be at the club
W. Cat whatchu know about that
Cat is now live; see where you're at
Tag in her photo and see what you mean
Picture each plate at the places she's bean
Pour every kitty's saucer of cream
Double you Cat takes you live to the scene
W-C-A-T
Going to Cillie's with somethin' in mind
Rack full of awesome all of the time
Pose for a photo while you're in line
No one can fluster her super cute customers
I need this dress! Bandleader hat!
Do you sell a bow tie shaped like a bat?
I could really bedazzle that
Pegasus unicorn taco cat
Cillie's, you sillies! Such a great find
Cillie's you silly
Love you long time
You will go far on W-C-A-T
We are all stars on W-C-A-T
Overheard in the store
Yeah, you misunderstood
Cold soup in a can
Y'all, it is SO GOOD
Wish you had gone on W-C-A-T
Live streaming y'all on W-C-A-T
Towneye of Sauron W-C-A-T
Back to Cat Bobon here on W-C-A-T
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5. |
Queens of the 40 Watt
02:56
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Barrie and Velena, Queens of the 40 Watt
Everybody knows them, everybody loves them
Everybody wishes they could be just as cool as them
Everybody plays here, everybody slays here
If you’re as good as you think you are, you’ll get the okays here
From Barrie and Velena, Queens of the 40 watt
Cool dark eyes, long black hair
Je ne sais, je ne sais, je ne sais quoi when you see them standing there
Barrie and Velena, Queens of the 40 Watt
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Sunbeam Spots
03:06
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Yuria and me Sail over the sea To a classic city
Is it s'posed to rock? Seems that it forgot This is what we brought
Blast out a Marshall stack Dive off and solo back Slam around this town
Crank it rock your face Into outer space Change it break it down
This song feel it real strong Oh yeah you knew all along
So long something is wrong Honey you knew all along
Fascist hissy fits And visa bullshhh Stringing us along
Reset our clock We just wanna rock All day and night long
Play a one you know Fast or maybe slow Come on now let's go
We just lay it down On the way to town Homegrown for the show
One two three four Thank you! One more...
(let's try it a little bigger fatter louder than you figure)
Sometimes drummers from Japan and Sometimes it is Tigger
Need a longer wire Through pandemic mire Plague year something wrong
Persevering jerks Continuing works Tracking for the song
Musica vaccine 'Noculated scene Antibody zen
Hard rockin' romance Athens Art Rock dance Got those earplugs in
Hope the stay's a short delay We will find a way
And return someday OK This is how we play
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Leader of Us All
02:56
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Dan Wall, the leader of us all
Wuxtry Wuxtry read all about it
If you need some records, our Dan's got 'em
He could have been playing for the NBA
But we're sure glad he came to show us the way
Dan Wall, the leader of us all
If the ladies are happy and the keys have been found
That "Deadbeat Club" car will be riverbound
When you see him, say, "Hey, y'all --
That's Dan Wall, the leader of us all"
Dan Wall!
Dan Wall, the leader of us all
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Betty Alice
02:11
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Betty Alice
Where's your chalice
In the palace
Of Jerusalem
Betty Alice, where's your chalice
Did you leave it in the palace
I thought I saw you there
Tangled haloes in your hair
Take a sip from the loving cup
Betty Alice fill it up
'Cause the chalice knows
And the chalice chose you
Sometimes a chalice is just a chalice
And sometimes it's more
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